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Monster Raving Loony Party’s promise to halve dole queues

The Monster Raving Loony Party has vowed to halve dole queues in its 2015 election “manicfesto” – no, seriously.
While other UK-wide parties such as Labour, the Lib Dems, Tories, Greens and UKIP saw fit to publish their manifestos this week, the Loony Party beat everyone else to the punch delivering their manifesto in February. 
So in the interests of electoral fairness, here are the Monster Raving Loony Party’s two recruitment-related promises if elected in less than a month’s time:
• Jobseekers will be made to stand two abreast in order to halve dole queues
• Quitters [in general, but we’re relating it to job-giver-uppers…] will be encouraged not to start in the first place in order to improve their self-esteem.
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